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Viewers of the recent CNN Town Hall for the Stoneman-Douglas High School Shooting Survivors and their families were treated to Satans Personal Whore, Dana Loesch of the NRA. With the charm of angry unqualified Substitute Teacher she alternately patronized, chided or even sort of scolded the students and upbraided the hosts while getting gigged for lying, making things up and not doing research. She blamed all her mistakes on Media inaccuracies. I guess the fact she has deep ties to the Main Stream Media would shock some. Later she claimed she wouldnt have made it out alive without security. I don’t know what she expected considering how she was obviously trying to manufacture just that. but she used it to buttress her case against the survivors the next day. Talk about phony and insincere!
While Wayne LaPierre is the primary spokesperson and basically leads the organization for Putin, newcomer Loesch, first seen in a chilling NRA ad in April 2017, is the “Kinder, Gentler” NRA spokesperson who is supposed to appeal to moms and guys who notice her looks.
We know all about Wayne LaPierre and his issues from keeping up with the posts here at TheRealMcteag, so let’s get to know not so charming Loesch as quickly as we can, because hey, she’s pretty awful.
Raised by her single mom Gale, she’s from Arnold, Missouri. The town was founded by a guy with a land grant from, of all people, the King of Spain! It’s a bustling metropolis with a population steady at just about twenty thousand people as far back as 1980. Growing up I imagine her favorite Looney Toon would have been Yosemite Sam, but Foghorn Leghorn is probably in the running too.
Dana was born September 28, 1979, a birthday she shares with SICK skateboarder Bam Margera as well as it being the anniversary of Pompei the Great losing his life to an angry sword owner (to which she’s likely add- ‘due to the absence of a good guy with a sword.’). Her original last name was Eaton.
Her education consists of graduating Fox High School in bustling Arnold, Missouri.
Arnold boasts a ‘diverse’ population that’s a whopping 96.3 % white. Why, they’re sure to have all sorts of white people from places as exotic as Ireland and even Germany! How white’s this town? For comparison its 0.06% African American; so you could easily say Dana lived a sheltered life in a tiny town where most everyone was the same.
Honestly it’s a tossup if she saw a non white person of any kind before she ventured to St Louis after getting a driver’s license. We’re talking Nowheres-ville people! How insignificant is Arnold? Well, its between Dana and NASCAR driver Rusty Wallace for most well-known resident (same matchup for most famous High School Grad of Fox High).
Dana rounded out her ‘education’ by dropping out of not one, but two colleges, which is sort of baffling because for a hot moment she had a journalism scholarship. It’s not too easy finding dates for this. I’m guessing she scrubbed her wiki of them because at almost 40 she soon wont automatically be getting listened to by every right wing old man much longer. I’m not gonna lie, for a pretty long time she was pretty good looking and I guess would have been one of the best looking woman out of the roughly 300 date-able (or in her case later, MILF-y) women in Arnold. If you like your women with crazy eyes and a cruel mocking look sh’s a real catch! This is the part of the story where she bumps against not bein too smart for the first time and her soon to be husband Chris gets to be attributed as the reason she dropped out of school.
Married at home was infinitely preferable to things like fancy book learnin’ and great for selective reading of the Bill of Rights! Armed only with good looks and the emerging insanity of the Right Loesch stepped in shit with an early blog site she called “Mamalogues”. Straight out of the Cult of Domesticity!
She’s sometimes described as the most successful “Mom Blogger”. I guess “Tiger-Mom” was the other big one from that pre-Pinterest moment? It’s funny because she might be the last person you’d let watch you kids or ever want to listen to! Non bruising punishments like hot sauce on the tongue are likely her methods and FORGET her gender views with the way she always finds a way to talk about rape! (and i feel sorry for her 2 sons). I guess it was different and less outright bitingly cruel from her bullshit these days, because somehow it got her enough attention to get her articles published by the St Louis Post-Dispatch. By 2007 she was getting noticed and Mamalogues won some awards.
By 2009 she was hosting nationally syndicated radio show “The Dana Show, A Conservative Alternative.” That same year she gets in on the Tea Party craze, co-founding a St Louis chapter of the Far Right confederation. Honing her skills, at this point shes chattering all day on TV and radio, you gotta figure it’s when she starts relating all violence to MS 13 and using Straw Man Arguments about Chicago.
Also at this point the doors opened to the Fox News shows and other right wing media appearances. Rest assured she has been on pretty much every Fox News show but is probably the best fit for Morning TV in her NRA role. You figure they sent LaPierre to deal with gropers like Bill O’Reilly, but I’m guessing.
By the time 2010 rolls around she’s an institution on Fox and CNN as a right wing contributor. The awards from Right Wing Groups really starts piling up at this time too.
In 2012 she makes her biggest journalistic ‘splash’ defending US Marines who had urinated on dead Taliban. That was fucked up but I forgive the Marines, they were just kids and had just been in battle. Loesch, on the other hand, starts to make a move towards greater notoriety by exploiting the youthful mistakes of other and catering to Islamaphobia.
Of course these views had led her to Breitbart, where she asserts she was too dumb to get paid and essentially spewed hate for free. Breitbart himself is dead before she takes any action on this. Shes in a documentary called “Hating Breitbart” about it. Whatever.
As late as 2015 she’s still with CNN and contributing to coverage of the Oregon Shooting . So this would explain why she still was given some quarter by Jake Tapper as he asked the town hall participants, who just scathed at her callous words, to show her the respect she doesn’t have for anyone else.
Money making opportunities have gotten scarce for Loesch, who as we said usually wasn’t smart enough to get paid when she was spewing hate. This probably explains why she starts living in Dallas in Bankruptcy Friendly, creditor hating, asset protecting Texas. In fact the original radio station in St Louis where her show began dropped her in 2016 as the Trump Campaign ramped up and sucked all the air out of the right wing hate circuit to feed its own insatiable fire of Destruction and Intolerance.
Fortunately for Loesch her rhetoric was so extreme and her looks were still fresh enough for the NRA to solve all her problems by giving her a job being extreme and intolerant. Her debut was the aforementioned April, 207 completely unhinged NRA Ad (embedded below) that featured her delivering such upbeat dialogue as-
“… They use their movie stars and singers and comedy shows and award shows to repeat their narrative over and over again. And then they use their ex-president to endorse the resistance…. To smash windows, burn cars, shut down interstates and airports, bully and terrorize the law-abiding – until the only option left is for the police to do their jobs and stop the madness…. The only way we stop this, the only way we save our country and our freedom, is to fight this violence of lies with the clenched fist of truth….”
So as you see she’s no shrinking violet in this game. She speaks coldly, arrogantly and disturbingly. Brimming over with faux Righteous Indignation of anyone not currently packing heat. Unabashedly pro Trump (hey they DID give him 30 MILLION Dollars in helpful ads in 2016) and dripping with disdain it really is quite chilling. Ones left to wonder WHY Loesch thinks the Police would wait til they had no choice to do their jobs or why they are unfit to stop crime.
I don’t get it. I guess here in New York City with the 2 minute Police Response time all I do when I’m threatened by anything is call the cops. All I can think of to answer her charges would be- if it works here are Decent Cops not worth the money? It doesn’t matter. Vigilantism is her thing. Like a Jim Crow Lynch Mob would be her preferred form of Justice I guess.
Brittle and angry in her public appearances you would think there was nowhere to go but Up for the actual scripted public speeches. No such luck.
Her entire delivery is aggressive and downright ‘Hitler Raving in The Bunker’ in its tone. For one thing she wont stand still and talk She has an unsettling habit of circling the podium with a capricious look on her face, her head low to the lectern as she, well, lectures; hatefully. This is sooo creepy you probably need to see it for yourself.
In her most recent
hateful rant public appearance, at CPAC of course, she mockingly called out the media after making sure to draw attention to the to the gun owning crowd and pointing, physically and dramatically at them as she called them the worst deathmongers of all. Unveiled the rhetorical flourish about “Legacy Media” the lines, sounding like they were ripped right out of Mein Kampf, were –
“Many in legacy media love mass shootings,” she then drank in the harsh laughter, applause and catcalls atthe media before dropping this beauty, “… you love the ratings. Crying white mothers are ratings gold.” and then a Hitlerian pause to allow the
fuhrer furor to die down, Later she ridiculed the Police, because I suppose she simply cant stand trained law enforcement and their tiny pistols with just 16 bullets and measly one gun per cop.
If you were to read both their speeches it would take quite awhile to figure out which one was hers and which one was LaPierre’s ( or until one of her frequent allusions to her greatest feat – having two children ). Perhaps their biggest stylistic difference is that LaPierre mostly calls out the government and deals with ideas that border on Treason and Terrorism. Loesch loves this stuff too, but she mostly likes to draw rape analogies while going after Cops and the media. Indeed the day after the disastrous Town Hall appearance Loesch looked directly at the media gaggle covering CPAC and accused them of loving massacres. Surely this must have felt great in a room full of conservative concealed carry lunatics. So far she’s not directly implicated in any violence against reporters and the like, but if she doesn’t change her tune it will certainly occur.
Since Tomi Lahren is nipping at Loesch’s heels for Designated Unqualified Good Looking Right WIng Hater and is 10 or so years younger I don’t think we’ll have to put up with her a whole lot longer. She’s I guess made two contributions to Mass Culture. Firstly; as possibly the first person to use the term “Legacy Media” to try to elevate stuff like Mamalogues and I guess my blog to the level of CNN and the New York Times (and drop those outlets to angry twitter streams in her estimation of their importance). We all know that’s just not true. Her second contribution is now being the face of the NRA immediately after a tragedy. A time when they used to go silent. This alone means she will be a lightning rod of anger to many. I’m just gonna call her one morbid and horrible monster for making money like that right here and now.
Look for her to eventually retire to a double-wide in a mostly white town in an Open Carry State. She will emerge again unexpectedly with a terrible second act, possibly when she shoots someone. Statistics suggest she’s at high risk for all sorts of accidental discharges.
You can find the current incarnation of the Dana Loesh show on NRATV, which is exactly what it says it is, a TV-like streaming content app crazy people put on their Firesticks.