if George H W Bush croaked today this would be his obituary!

The Real McTeag

UPDATE- 6-12-13 GEORGE HW BUSH HAS REFUSED TO DIE UNTIL ASSURED AN UPPER MANAGEMENT POSITION IN HELL

DATELINE- THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE, roughly 5 minutes from now.

Former president George HW Bush passed away today from Embarrassment upon getting what sources are calling “absolute genetic proof” he was in fact the father of subsequent president George W Bush. “He had always suspected I had an affair because W was so slow;” a tearful former first lady Barbara Bush was quoted as saying.  Close friend William Bennett was reached at the Sands Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey, where he swears he isn’t under house arrest for nonpayment of gambling debts. “He had always held out hope George W was someone else’s son in spite of the obvious physical resemblance.” Bennett said. “He was a proud man and he never could come to terms with the mistake he made not punching his…

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