The Real McTeag

est 2012

Trump’s Historic Disgrace Donald Trump could have just stayed on TV as America’s nominally favorite nominally wealthy guy. It wasnt meant to be though. From the moment he won the election he’s taunted Congress and much of the American Public with non stop crass statements and ham-handed lawbreaking . Now what many called Inevitable has …

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The Mueller Report – The Lies of Sister Sarah We all knew that eventually proximity to Trump was going to cause Good Ol’ Gal Sarah Huckabee Sanders some problems. While I speculate one day the criminality she’s been part of will come back to haunt her I didn’t think she’d figure deeply into the Mueller …

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Last nights special election in Ohio if not for the Green Party’s whacked out candidate, Joe Manchik. I watched  video of the guy and it was like an Un-Funny Seth Rogen Bit. He definitely owns a dry herb vaporizer and is the most stoned person currently on earth if you’ve seen him try to express …

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Is Trump the least popular president ever? A simple”No” doesn’t cover it anymore. Now we can only respond; “Depends how you measure it.” Underwater Yet Still Sinking Trump started out below 50% on day one, back at the “Biggest Inauguration in History” where the protest marches outdrew his swearing in by a HUGE margin. In …

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It was a deep dive into a non reality in the guise of a campaign rally.

Since the time of the Roman’s the best way to destroy a democracy outside outright war has been to simply install and inept leader who spends badly and otherwise stresses the state institutions, like the courts.

Eleanor Bigly;
Wants a divorce and full custody of her son;
It will soon be done.

We have likely entered a time Historians will call the Second Cold War or Cold War 2. –Vladimir Putin, who has social engineered the Russian Federation to a standard of living where the average citizen has just over 400 bucks a month to play with, is surely laughing at the unmitigated success of ‘Operation Fuck Up America’.

This post has been updated but was written during the campaign, for the post election post on President Trump’s relationship with Patton CLICK HERE  This post is regularly updated to account for new events. [UPDATED] Based on his rhetoric, posturing and overall style you can be sure Donald Trump is fascinated with General George S …

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This Includes Commercials   Pre-game:   Wine rack 1 //.  1st airs c 730 pm VW Linzess for IBS (extra weird commercial for opiate addicts based on year 1 MTV ads) Mobile Strike phone game Leesa mattress (also slightly creepy)   Main Event 740 pm Ugly USA chant dome with great spite Audi (German) Aleve …

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The Tea Party is going solo in some states, and more and more will follow suit quickly. Believe it. Last night i decided to weigh in on the Mississippi Senate Republican Primary Between Whacked out Chris McDaniel and and a suddenly moderate populist incarnation of what was once Senator Thad Cochran. I didn’t realize it …

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Lets face it, the candidates in the Mississippi GOP Senate Race are total jerks with zero appeal. That said the GOP nom will be the guy to likely win the job at the end of the day.  McDaniel is just a disgrace to the Irish but hey, way to fucking go breaking into a nursing …

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What are Cargo Cult Republicans? Cargo Cult Republicans are those whose behavior and beliefs have devolved into a quasi-religious mindset towards Modern American Conservatism revolving around the 1980’s and Ronald Reagan in an idealized, ritualized and unrealistic way. The influence of this aspect of modern American Conservatism is palpable yet there has been very little …

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The epic week of Terror in Boston leaves 3 civilians and one cop dead as well as nearly 200 hurt, many critically. The Brothers Tsarnaev have defied classification in the lexicon of Terrorist Descriptions. Domestic Terrorists? Domestic Terrorist seems to fall just short, as they were not American by birth. Tamerlan, the older, presumed mastermind …

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CHRIS MATTHEWS- Walking Embodiment of All Liberal Stereotypes I hereby disavow Chris Matthews as a legitimate media voice and feed him to the Volcano God. While this is sure to please everyone on the right, I have lefty reasoning’s for doing this. Before anything else I will say this; he’s no great credit to the …

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Massacre enabler Wayne LaPierre is on television spreading the darkness and poison of the National Rifle Association way too often. He is possessed of an acute single-mindedness of purpose; making a case against any and all gun regulations. He is routinely and justifiably taken to task  for his assertions that our government is an overly …

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November 2018; as his stock continued to rise in the face of even more inept presidents, George HW Bush passed away from natural causes earlier today. While in his time he was considered to be our second stupidest president his own son and of course BLOTUS Donald Trump have exceeded his ineptitude and pushed him …

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Republican History Class- The Rise of Capitalism Part 1 – Those Crazy Romans The Romans were around a really long time ago. It was like a pretty long time after all the stuff from Star Wars happened but like 2,000 years before the United States and the Republican Party, which is ½ the time the …

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Reading the Tea Leaves as the Tea Party Leaves UPDATED 2-12-2013 Was there EVER a Tea Party? Is it just a figment of the media’s collective imagination? The only time hear about the Tea Party seems to be when it gets sued for overbooking hotel rooms to the tune of ¾ million dollars. Add to …

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Where Empires Go To Die In the decade plus since United States Forces effectively invaded and toppled the outlaw Taliban Regime in Afghanistan nothing has been accomplished and the toll continues to rise. With NATO scheduled to leave in 2014 pretty much one way or another the elephant in the room is-“Why Wait?” —A decade …

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Next CIA director: General David Petraeus ???? It’s a little scary to see the Republican Cargo Cult ginning up headlines touting the idea that disgraced former CIA Director; Gen. David Petraeus should have a chance to publicly screw up and have to quit in disgrace again. The idea of recycling the head of the Central …

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CIA WTF The David Petraeus Resignation Scandal is perplexing for a lot of reasons. Right now the affair rumors are centered on Paula Broadwell, a pretty cougar-y brunette based on limited early pictures. The idea a career in espionage could be destroyed by having too much sex with too many women leaves one to ponder …

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Mitt Romney will do his best to portray a Ritualized version of Ronald Reagan tonight at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York. Mitt Romney and the GOP Cargo Cult – By John McTeag, 10-16-12 Hempstead, NY- With hours to go before the second presidential debate for the 2012 General Election many in the media talk …

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