PART 1- ALL THE WRONG LESSONS JJ Abrams has had an undue influence in our lives. I take a deep dive into his 2007 Ted Talk where he just gives away too much. Lets just say it hasn’t aged well. JJ unspools his life as a wealthy kid growing up in 1970’s New York City… Continue reading JJ Abrams is a Horrible Filmmaker Pt 1
Category: Star Wars
Mandalorian Season 3 Teaser Is a Catch Up
This one minute teaser looks like it was pulled from the “Catch up/Previously On” Segment.
Taika Waititi Trolls Star Wars Fans
Somehow, Natalie Portman has returned to Star Wars…..maybe.
Disney Darth Vader is Different
While it initially seemed like things were going to be ok, Disney’s Star Wars has been a not so mixed bag of mostly bad over the years since.
Kenobi Finale Disaster
Is Reva the first EVER Sith Force Ghost? Unlikely but in no way ruled out! We start out with a starkly unexplained sequence at odds with the show’s time frame and continuity.
Kenobi Episode 5
Because we have Ewan McGregor reprising his role this show is just the Star Wars version of Star Trek Picard. In other words- super damaging and very hard to watch.
Star Wars Destroys General Kenobi Episode 4 Review
Cause and effect are out the window and if a police department used this movie for training they’d be accused of Racial and Gender Profiling.
Kenobi Episode 3
The Kenobi shows mission is not to entertain but to tear down other Star Wars. The presence of Ewan McGregor makes this show Star Wars’ version of ‘Picard.’
Kenobi Debut Review
The debut peaks when we get Jimmy Smits and McGregor together for some damn fine acting that absolutely rises above the material.
Book of Boba Fett Ending has Knee Rockets
The re-modified Modifier standing by a Bacta Tank in front of a corpse that WILL go on whether it should or not really was a fitting way to end this show and a real referendum on the state of Star Wars.
Book of Boba Fett Episode 6 has Cameos
the core of this episode involves franchise hero Luke Skywalker being something fans have wanted for a long time – a kind and powerful Jedi Master teaching a new student the ways of the Force
Book of Boba Fett Episode 5 Has Events
Rolling in to Episode Five of Book of Boba Fett the show veers away from everything that’s happened til now and rejoins The Mandalorian
Book of Boba Fett Episode 4 Reaches a New Low
Episode four hit new lows in casting, character names, music and costuming.
Book of Boba Fett Episode 3 is Boring and Dumb like a Bantha
The 36 minute experience was an almost random series of truly meandering images and occasional dialogue with a few bloodless fights and chases
Book of Boba Fett Episode 2 is Dull
Boba Fett’s successes in this episode are because his opponents aren’t what we’re told. They are also very stupid. The ‘fearless assassin’ Fennec captured breaks in seconds due to the threat of the Rancor- a creature that’s dead about 6 years this point.
Book of Boba Fett Episode 1 is Awful and Bad for Return of the Jedi
“This was the best you could do? The show was planned at least 2 years ago. There was time.”
Is The Phantom Menace Well Written? A Star Wars Essay
Recent online and Youtube debates have sprung up during Quarantine regarding comparing the different Star Wars trilogies. The Prequel Trilogy was beat up by fans and critics when the films were released, but views seem to have softened. While imperfect and a perplexing three trips to the theater due to Stars Stockholm Syndrome- its probably… Continue reading Is The Phantom Menace Well Written? A Star Wars Essay
JJ Abrams Failure is Complete with Rise of Skywalker
Well, howd y’all like that Episode 9? The lowest rated Star Wars Movie of all time is still slipping on Rotten Tomatoes. I dont think its going to stabilize anytime soon. JJ Abrams is now a Serial Killer of Sci-Fi franchises. Let’s look at the Wake of Destruction he hath wrought. For Starters; thanks to… Continue reading JJ Abrams Failure is Complete with Rise of Skywalker
I’m Not Seeing The Rise of Skywalker and Neither Should You!
Bad Trailers and Two Bad Sequel Prequels Point to Bad Movie Sadly, we have been down the road of Bad Star Wars movies, especially since Disney took over, too many times. At every step of the way the sacred trust and love people have for the movies prevent you from getting any read on a… Continue reading I’m Not Seeing The Rise of Skywalker and Neither Should You!
How JJ Abrams Destroyed Star Trek AND Star Wars
UPDATED – 08-21 -So much has happened in the Star Wars and Trek worlds since I first wrote this – like the release of Rise of Skywalker and several AWFUL seasons of ‘Nu’ Star Trek. Many people have ‘switched teams’ to become haters of Abram’s work. I was early to this conclusion! This post has… Continue reading How JJ Abrams Destroyed Star Trek AND Star Wars
They Couldnt Save the Solo Movie
After 41 years of waiting we have our Han Solo movie. The special Edition release of Attack of the Clones is about as good. It’s not as good as Revenge of the Sith. In the Disney Sci-Fi universe it’s not as good as Black Panther or any Captain America Movie. It’s not as good as… Continue reading They Couldnt Save the Solo Movie
Why I Had a Good Feeling about the Solo Movie
UPDATE- I was pretty much wrong. They couldn’t make this thing work at all, but it’s still better than any other Star Wars movie from Disney outside Rogue One. here’s the actual review And here’s the original post — With under just days to go until I sit down in my local theater (with my… Continue reading Why I Had a Good Feeling about the Solo Movie
Why I’m Not Seeing Star Wars The Last Jedi and You Shouldn’t Either!
This time I’m not plunking down any money for what looks like a giant turd. Here’s why there’s no reason to see it before it hits video
The Force Awakens- Real McTeag Review
Movies have changed and Star Wars has changed with it. Flawed Star Wars beats no Star Wars, but this one didn’t need to be so flawed.
The Real McTeag 
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