The Real McTeag

est 2012

It’s been said that at some point we all cross paths with a serial killer. The difference for me is I just so happen to know when it happened. he wasn’t a killer yet (to our knowledge). Just a conspicously unfriendly and antisocial dubiously employed 30 year old college student with nebulous progress towards a …

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Updated 12-13-12 In the wake of Hurricane Sandy New York’s Long Island has retrograded into a gasoline starved, powerless wasteland that is quickly passing beyond Thunderdome. Mostly it’s the fault of the highly incompetent Long Island Power Authority, aka LIPA. People are standing on line for hours upon hours for gas like Latino’s trying to …

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Top 10 Dead Long Islanders NOT named Teddy Roosevelt Just in time for Halloween we reeforce the already well known connection between Long Island and being dead. Now that the New York Islanders have apparently relocated to Brooklyn, which is still physically ON Long Island, but is actually part of New York City, the are …

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Queens, NY– A Nassau County3:00 pm EDT police officer was killed today, the killer went on to car jack and murder a motorist. He is currently still at large. Details are sketchy but police dogs are now involved, apparently having acquired the killers scent off some discarded article of clothing. Details are emerging, but I …

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